One-third of a century, guys...

"Jagvar" (Jagvar) 02/15/2017 at 12:38 • Filed to: None

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I’m a simple man, Oppo. All I ask for on the day of my auspicious birth is dinner, sex, and cash money. Feel free to approach me with all of the above. High-quality photos of Phaetons or the Maserati Quattroporte IV (’95 - ’00) will also suffice.

ttyymmnn > Jagvar 02/15/2017 at 12:41

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I’m gonna buy you some goddamned shoes.

/Happy Birthday

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Jagvar 02/15/2017 at 12:41

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Asking Oppo to wine and dine you can only go well

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Jagvar 02/15/2017 at 12:42

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McMike > Jagvar 02/15/2017 at 12:42

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Happy Birthday Jagvar.

E90M3 > Jagvar 02/15/2017 at 12:42

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Happy birthday! Have a picture of your own car next to an M5!

(I know I’ve posted this before)

TheHondaBro > Jagvar 02/15/2017 at 12:44

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Happy birthday!

Everyone on Oppo chipped in to get you a present:

My citroen won't start > Jagvar 02/15/2017 at 12:44

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You are a man of taste.

Happy Day of Birth

WilliamsSW > Jagvar 02/15/2017 at 12:44

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Happy birthday! Not a high quality photo but it was a high quality Phaeton, out in the rain.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jagvar 02/15/2017 at 12:45

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What about some replacement parts for you Phaeton?

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/15/2017 at 12:46

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Don’t forget about the sex:

“Talk dirty to me”

“I daily drive a Porsche 928 in the Midwest”

Jagvar > TheHondaBro 02/15/2017 at 12:46

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You shouldn’t have.

No really, I mean that.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Jagvar 02/15/2017 at 12:46

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Would you accept dinner money and cash for sex?

Jagvar > My citroen won't start 02/15/2017 at 12:47

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How ever did you know I’m a Breitling man? Have I mentioned it before? I must have.

Jagvar > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/15/2017 at 12:47

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I feel conflicted about this.

HammerheadFistpunch > Jagvar 02/15/2017 at 12:48

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Happy Birthday, please accept this show with my compliments

TheHondaBro > Jagvar 02/15/2017 at 12:48

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I guess you’re right. I’ll keep those stylish-ass sandals for myself.

Jagvar > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/15/2017 at 12:48

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I’ve accepted a lot of things for sex, but never cash.

My citroen won't start > Jagvar 02/15/2017 at 12:49

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I think we talked about it before. I’m a Breitling man myself.

Jagvar > HammerheadFistpunch 02/15/2017 at 12:49

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Chariotoflove > Jagvar 02/15/2017 at 12:50

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Happy birthday! Here, put this on and reenact my favorite car commercial.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Jagvar 02/15/2017 at 12:54

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RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > Jagvar 02/15/2017 at 12:55

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There are ways to fulfill that “dinner, sex, and cash money” request in ways that you probably wouldn’t appreciate ...

EL_ULY > Jagvar 02/15/2017 at 12:56

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Cash, grass, or ass!

Bandit - destroyed his car > Jagvar 02/15/2017 at 12:57

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Happy birthday to you too

$kaycog > Jagvar 02/15/2017 at 12:57

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Happy Birthday! Have some cake!

Jagvar > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire 02/15/2017 at 12:58

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I may appreciate it more than you might think.

Jagvar > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/15/2017 at 12:59

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You really zoomed in, didn’t you?

Jagvar > $kaycog 02/15/2017 at 13:00

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Yes, I want that!!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Jagvar 02/15/2017 at 13:02

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For your third of a century birthday I give you

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A THIRD OF A CENTURY!

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > TheHondaBro 02/15/2017 at 13:02

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True COTD has risen

Jagvar > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 02/15/2017 at 13:03

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Now that’s clever.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Jagvar 02/15/2017 at 13:06

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Hahaha, glad you liked it. Next time I’ll let you pick the 3rd.

TheHondaBro > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 02/15/2017 at 13:10

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His next third will be 2/3 of a century, so he’ll get to pick 2/3 of the Century.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > TheHondaBro 02/15/2017 at 13:11

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Sounds fair. I guess I’ll see him in 33 years then.

Wacko > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 02/15/2017 at 13:13

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but no buick century(s) will be left by then. not much left at the moment,

Wacko > Jagvar 02/15/2017 at 13:15

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are you just short or is it the lack of shoes?

Happy birthday young shoeless man!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Wacko 02/15/2017 at 13:18

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Just condemned my brother in laws due to rusted out sub frame...

Jagvar > Wacko 02/15/2017 at 13:30

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I’m pretty short! 5'6". The bare feet don’t help, I suppose.

Wacko > Jagvar 02/15/2017 at 13:41

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you would gain an inch or two....

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > TheHondaBro 02/15/2017 at 13:41

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He needs socks to wear with them.

Jagvar > Wacko 02/15/2017 at 13:54

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Meh. I like being a short dude.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 02/15/2017 at 13:56

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That’s like 2/5ths.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > TheHondaBro 02/15/2017 at 13:56

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I wonder if they make stylish ass-sandals.

TheHondaBro > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 02/15/2017 at 13:57

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An ass-sandal is what you’re gonna get if you keep asking questions.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > TheHondaBro 02/15/2017 at 14:00

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dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > Jagvar 02/15/2017 at 16:33

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Happy Birthday! Have some presents:

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > TheHondaBro 02/16/2017 at 00:58

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Buick Century or Toyota Century?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Jagvar 02/16/2017 at 05:40

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happy birthday!